Quebec
à la mitaine
“mitten style”
done by hand rather than with machines
It describes doing something the old-fashioned way, using your hands rather than a machine or precision tool.
54 idioms
French arrived with Champlain in 1608, and when the British took the colony in 1760 the link to Paris was cut for good. Quebec kept things France later dropped. Moé and toé were ordinary pronunciation in the 1600s. Paris moved on after the Revolution and Quebec did not. The accent is easy to spot once you know the trick: tu comes out as “tsu” and dire as “dzire”, and questions get a spare tu (“tu viens-tu?”). Swearing is done with church furniture: tabarnak, câlice, ostie. Quebec also guards the language harder than France does, with a law (Bill 101, 1977) to prove it. Officially the weekend is la fin de semaine and email is courriel. Unofficially the English is everywhere, wearing a French accent, which is how you get boss des bécosses (from “backhouse”) and manger la puck below.
Quebec
“mitten style”
done by hand rather than with machines
It describes doing something the old-fashioned way, using your hands rather than a machine or precision tool.
Quebec
“give birth, so we can baptise (the baby)”
hurry up and get to the point
A cheeky way of telling someone to stop dawdling and finish whatever they're trying to say.
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“to go play in traffic”
to tell someone to get lost
A blunt, half-joking way of telling someone to clear off, usually said in the imperative.
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“to go fart in the flowers”
to tell someone to clear off and stop bothering you
A cheeky Quebec way of brushing someone off, often aimed at a daft remark.
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“to be ambitious over the blessed bread”
to push your luck too far
Used when someone abuses a privilege or generosity already extended to them, going well past what's reasonable.
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“to tie down one's tuque (knit winter hat)”
to brace yourself, something intense is about to happen
It's a heads-up that whatever comes next, a story, an event, some news, is going to be a lot to take in.
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“to have foam in your quiff”
to be rushed off your feet with too much to do
Used in Quebec French for being run off your feet, too busy and rushed to catch a breath.
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“to have some chat”
to be a natural talker, always up for a chat
Describes someone chatty by nature in Quebec French, always ready to talk about anything and everything.
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“to have already seen it snow”
to be experienced enough that nobody can fool you
The years of watching winters go by are shorthand for having enough life experience that you're hard to deceive.
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“to have crusts to eat”
to still have a lot to learn
Back when nothing on the plate went to waste, kids had to finish every last crust before leaving the table. Eating your croûtes became shorthand for grinding through the unglamorous work before you've earned any expertise.
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“to have forehead all the way around your head”
to have outrageous nerve
Someone with front tout le tour de la tête has so much nerve it might as well wrap right around their skull, the superlative version of plain 'avoir du front'.
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“to have the female dog”
to feel a sudden rush of fear
In Quebec this means being seized by fear. Curiously, just over the border in France the same words can instead mean feeling lazy or a bit low, so it pays to know which side you're on.
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“to have a low craw (a Norman dialect word for throat or stomach)”
to be in low spirits
In Quebec this describes feeling low or fed up, though the same words back in Normandy, where the dialect word falle comes from, mean being ravenously hungry instead.
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“to have both eyes in the same hole”
to be too worn out to concentrate
It describes someone so worn out their eyes seem to have merged into one bleary, unfocused stare, more about fatigue than an actual squint.
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“to have legs of marshmallow”
to have legs that suddenly feel wobbly
Marshmallow is Quebec's spin on a much older French idiom family for legs that have gone soft and unreliable, usually from exhaustion, illness, or too much physical effort.
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“to have one's eyes in the bean grease”
to be half asleep
This expression describes someone who is fatigued and not fully awake, with a gaze altered by tiredness. The English equivalent would be 'bleary-eyed'.
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“to have one's bugs (a Quebec word for small critters)”
to have one's own personal issues
Used for someone's own private hang-ups, quirks or worries, the kind everyone is assumed to be carrying around.
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“to have one's trip”
to have had enough
Used when you've reached your limit of what's acceptable, expressing annoyance or disgust. It can also express great amazement. The English equivalent would be 'I've had it' or 'that's the last straw'.
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“to have a turd on the heart”
to still feel bitter about a past hurt
The image is of something small and foul stuck right next to your heart, standing in for a grudge you can't quite shake off.
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“to have a face to whack into”
to have a thoroughly detestable attitude
This is about someone's whole manner being insufferable, not just their looks. In Quebec French 'fesser' means to hit hard, not just tap, so the image is a face that practically invites a smack. 'Avoir une face à claques' is a close cousin.
Canada
Switzerland
“good celebration”
wishing someone a happy birthday
In Québec and Switzerland this is simply how you wish someone happy birthday, quite different from standard French usage, where fête marks a person's saint's day rather than their birthday.
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“boss of the outhouses (bécosses, from English 'backhouse')”
a petty tyrant who bosses others around
Someone who lords it over everyone as though they ran something important, when their patch of authority is tiny and distinctly unglamorous.
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“to shake the cage”
to shake someone out of their complacency
It's about giving someone a jolt, a provocation designed to wake them up or push them into changing their ways.
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“to sing the apple”
to flirt with someone, laying on the charm
Quebec French for turning on the charm, chatting someone up with sweet talk.
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“to run the galipote (an old dialect word for a wild dash)”
to be out at night chasing romantic adventure
Someone off courir la galipote is out on the town at night, often up to romantic or mischievous business, echoing old folk tales about a shapeshifting night creature of the same name.
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“in little man”
to crouch down with knees bent
Down on your heels with knees bent, ready to spring straight back up. It's the position a Quebec parent drops into to talk to a child at eye level.
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“thick in the thinnest part”
utterly lacking in common sense
In Quebec, 'épais' is both the ordinary word for thick and a well-worn insult for someone slow on the uptake. The full phrase pushes it further: at their very thinnest, this person is still thick.
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“to peel old vegetables”
to keep bringing up old grudges
Used for someone who won't let an old quarrel rest and keeps digging up grievances that should have been forgotten.
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“to be in the juice”
to be completely overwhelmed with work
Picture someone stewing in their own juices at the office: too much to do and no room to breathe. This use of 'jus' is Québécois (and old Auvergne dialect); in France the same phrase can instead mean nursing a hangover.
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“to be in the potatoes”
to be completely wrong about something
Quebec slang for getting it flat out wrong, on a test, in an argument, wherever. In France, people would more likely say 'être à côté de la plaque'.
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“to be hard of comprenure (a Quebec word)”
to be slow to understand things
Comprenure is a distinctly Quebec word for the faculty of understanding, built from comprendre the way fermeture is built from fermer. Someone dur de comprenure is thick when it comes to picking things up, though in Quebec the phrase often carries a knowing edge, aimed at someone who is stubbornly refusing to get the point rather than genuinely struggling.
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“to be in a nice rifle”
to be absolutely furious
In Quebec French, someone worked up like a loaded rifle is one step from going off, which is exactly the state this phrase describes.
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“to be a fine green horse (joual is the Quebec word for horse)”
to be in a towering rage
This is Quebec's polite stand-in for swearing when you're properly angry. 'Joualvert' softens the religious oath 'calvaire' by swapping out the first part and hearing the ending as the colour green.
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“to be born for a small bread roll”
to be resigned to a life of modest means
A fatalistic shrug about your lot in life: born to get by on scraps, so don't expect more.
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“to be on the big nerve”
to be extremely on edge
A Quebec way to say someone's nerves are stretched to breaking point, quick to snap at the smallest thing.
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“to be tiguidou (a Quebec word of uncertain origin)”
to be perfectly in order
A cheerful stamp of approval for anything that's going exactly as it should.
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“manager of the stands”
someone who criticises from the sidelines without joining in
The stands are where everyone knows exactly what the coach should have done. Quebec French turned that into a label for the type: never played a minute, opinion on every substitution. 'Ti-Jo Connaissant' does the same job, and English lands near it with 'armchair quarterback' or 'backseat driver'.
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“to whittle frog hairs (gosser is a Quebec word for whittling or fiddling with something)”
to fuss over pointless, trivial details
Frogs don't have hair, so setting out to whittle some is a joke about wasting effort on something pointlessly finicky.
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“dressed like Jacques's female dog”
to be very badly dressed
A very Quebec way to say someone looks a proper mess, dressed any old how.
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“to let loose one's madman”
to have wild uninhibited fun
It's about really letting go, cutting loose with laughter, energy or celebration, with no worry about what comes after.
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“the devil beats his wife to get crêpes”
it's raining while the sun is shining
An old Quebec way of remarking on that odd weather when it's raining and sunny at once, a sunshower.
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“to eat the puck”
to selfishly keep all the attention on oneself
Comes from hockey, where a player who won't pass and keeps the puck to themselves is said to be eating it, used more broadly for anyone who hogs the spotlight or the credit.
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“to eat a volley”
to take a serious beating
Whether it's a real scrap or a lopsided match, this covers getting properly beaten: a hiding in a fight, or a crushing loss in a game.
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“to put one's face on the pole”
to run as a candidate in an election
Refers to standing for office, seen in Quebec as a fairly bold and thick-skinned thing to do.
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“to put an arm in the wringer”
to take on a risky venture
Comes from the real physical danger of old wringer washing machines, so it's used for getting into a situation, a deal, a relationship, that could easily turn into a mess.
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“to wet enough to drink standing up”
to rain hard enough to soak anyone outside
Standard French says 'pleuvoir' when it rains. Quebec French just as often says 'mouiller', and this version pictures rain heavy enough that you could tip your head back and drink it where you stand.
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Normandy
“maybe well that yes, maybe well that no (Norman dialect contraction)”
a noncommittal way of avoiding a straight answer
The classic Norman non-answer, hedging your bets rather than committing either way. It plays into the regional stereotype of Normans as famously cagey.
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“to talk through one's hat”
to speak confidently about something you don't understand
Someone parlant à travers son chapeau is holding forth on a subject they barely understand, bluffing rather than admitting they don't know.
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“no squabbling in the cabin”
everyone should get along peacefully at home
A household call to break up an argument, said half seriously, half in fun.
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“to pass someone a fir (tree)”
to trick someone into a bad deal
Usually heard as 'se faire passer un sapin', to get swindled, it's about being conned or fobbed off with something worse than what you paid for.
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“to grab the doughnut”
to laze around
It describes someone who is slacking off instead of working.
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“to pull one's plan”
to manage on your own
In Quebec usage, it means figuring things out by yourself without help.
Canada
Belgium
“to fall into the eye”
to strike someone as instantly likeable
The one who falls is the one being admired: you fall into someone's eye when they like what they see. Elsewhere in French, 'taper dans l'œil' does the same job.
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“to spin a brush”
to go on a drinking binge
This Quebec expression means partying hard with lots of alcohol.