Marseille and Provence
à la one again
“in the 'one again' manner”
in a rushed, slapdash way
Used for anything thrown together fast and a bit carelessly, whether it's a haircut, a meal or a DIY job.
26 idioms
For most of its history France was not a French-speaking country. When Abbé Grégoire reported to the Convention in 1794 he reckoned six million citizens spoke no French at all, six million more could not hold a conversation in it, and barely three million out of twenty-eight spoke it well. The Third Republic fixed that the hard way. The Ferry laws of 1881 and 1882 made school compulsory, in French only, and children caught speaking Breton or Occitan in the playground were punished for it. The old languages did not vanish. They moved into the local French: fada is Provençal, drache is Flemish, schlof is Alsatian German. The accent gives the game away too. In the south every silent e gets sung, and up north the ch'tis turn s into ch. Then there is the pain au chocolat, which the south-west insists is a chocolatine.
Marseille and Provence
“in the 'one again' manner”
in a rushed, slapdash way
Used for anything thrown together fast and a bit carelessly, whether it's a haircut, a meal or a DIY job.
Alsace
Lorraine
“to go to schlof (a Germanic dialect word)”
to go to bed for the night
A cosy, everyday way of announcing it's bedtime, heard around the eastern regions bordering Germany.
Northern France
Belgium
Switzerland
“to arrange the cans”
to sort out a dispute, acting as go-between
Used in Belgium, Switzerland and just over the French border to the north, this is what a mediator does: step between two sides who won't speak to each other and quietly patch things up. It carries a slightly makeshift, improvised feel, more a bit of string and tape than a formal settlement, which fits a word, bidon, that elsewhere in French slang means fake or cobbled together.
Marseille
“to arrive like Belsunce (a Marseille statue)”
to turn up somewhere without bringing anything
Said of someone who turns up at a party or gathering with nothing to offer, hands as empty as the statue's.
Provence
“to have sea urchins in one's pocket”
to be stingy
This expression describes someone who is reluctant to spend money. The imagery is that someone with sea urchins in their pocket would avoid reaching in to withdraw money due to the prickly spines.
France
Belgium
“to have the melon”
to be insufferably full of yourself
Describes someone whose head has swollen with pride, usually after a bit of success has gone to it.
France
“to have swelling ankles”
to become full of oneself after a small success
For someone who's let one small win go straight to their head, acting far more important than the moment really calls for.
Franche-Comté and Savoie
Switzerland
“to have better time to”
to be better off doing something
Used to say someone would be wiser to choose one course of action over another.
Corsica
“bandit of honour”
an outlaw in hiding after avenging his family
A specifically Corsican figure, an outlaw whose crime came from defending family honour rather than greed.
Lyon
“it's the hospital mocking the charity (poorhouse)”
telling someone off for a fault you have too
Used when the person pointing out a fault is guilty of the very same thing. The English equivalent is the pot calling the kettle black.
Franche-Comté
Switzerland
“as that as”
no matter what happens, regardless of the situation
Heard along the Swiss and Franche-Comté side of the Jura, this is the local way of shrugging off obstacles: whatever gets in the way, the thing still has to happen. Someone might use it about a broken-down car, a stubborn client or a difficult in-law.
Lyon
“to be in the fogs of the Rhône (river)”
to not have been born yet
A very Lyonnais way of saying someone's too young to remember something, as if they were still lost in the river mist before they existed.
Savoie
Switzerland
“to be disappointed for the better”
to be pleasantly surprised
Flips the usual gloom of 'disappointed' on its head: you expected worse and got something better instead.
Provence
“to be fairy-touched (Provençal word)”
to be crazy
This expression describes someone who is crazy, foolish, or simple-minded. It can be used literally or affectionately. In Marseille, football fans are called 'fadas' and Le Corbusier's Cité radieuse is nicknamed 'la maison du fada'.
Lorraine
Switzerland
“to make the pote (a Swiss word for lip)”
to sulk, pulling a sullen face
Said of a child, or an adult who ought to know better, refusing to speak and jutting out the bottom lip after being told no. Common currency in French-speaking Switzerland and across the border in Lorraine. It looks like it should be about friendship, since pote is mate in ordinary French slang, but a completely different and older word sits underneath.
Marseille
“to act the mia (Marseille slang word)”
to strut about showing off
Marseille slang for putting on airs and strutting about to impress people, especially in front of the opposite sex.
northern France
Belgium
“it's falling one of those draches (comes from a Flemish word)”
it's pouring rain
This expression describes heavy rainfall or a downpour. 'Drache' is a typical Belgian word that has been added to major French dictionaries like Larousse and Robert.
Lyon
“to not see the water in the Rhône”
to be a bit simple-minded
A Lyonnais put-down for someone who's a bit slow on the uptake or hopelessly naive.
Normandy
Quebec
“maybe well that yes, maybe well that no (Norman dialect contraction)”
a noncommittal way of avoiding a straight answer
The classic Norman non-answer, hedging your bets rather than committing either way. It plays into the regional stereotype of Normans as famously cagey.
Marseille
“to leave for dache (slang from 'diable', devil)”
to head off to a remote place
Marseille slang for heading off somewhere remote or godforsaken. It also gets used when a conversation goes off the rails and stops making sense.
Marseille
“to leave in biberine (a Marseille sweet)”
to fall apart completely
Marseille slang for a situation, or a person, coming completely undone.
Corsica
“to take to the maquis (scrubland)”
to go into hiding to escape the authorities
Going into hiding, out of reach of the authorities. It took on its most famous sense in WWII, when taking to the maquis meant joining the Resistance.
France
Belgium
Switzerland
“round as a shovel's tail”
to be completely drunk
One of many French ways of saying someone's had far too much to drink, this one riffs on the rounded end of a garden shovel's handle.
France
“to put one's spleen in the court-bouillon (a poaching stock for fish)”
to work oneself up over nothing
The spleen is not an organ anyone has strong feelings about, which is what makes poaching it in a fish stock such a good picture of fretting over nothing. French does this a lot, taking it out on the blood in 'se faire du mauvais sang' and on the bile in 'se faire de la bile'.
Lyon
“to blow one's nose the Parisian way”
to blow your nose with your fingers
A cheeky Lyonnais dig at Parisians. Despite the name, it describes the rather unrefined trick of using your fingers when there's no handkerchief handy.
France
Belgium
Switzerland
“dishcloth, rag, small carpet”
to have had far too much to drink
A line from a comedy sketch that caught on as slang for being thoroughly drunk.