27 idioms and 13 regionalisms

Idioms from France

For most of its history France was not a French-speaking country. When Abbé Grégoire reported to the Convention in 1794 he reckoned six million citizens spoke no French at all, six million more could not hold a conversation in it, and barely three million out of twenty-eight spoke it well. The Third Republic fixed that the hard way. The Ferry laws of 1881 and 1882 made school compulsory, in French only, and children caught speaking Breton or Occitan in the playground were punished for it. The old languages did not vanish. They moved into the local French: fada is Provençal, drache is Flemish, schlof is Alsatian German. The accent gives the game away too. In the south every silent e gets sung, and up north the ch'tis turn s into ch. Then there is the pain au chocolat, which the south-west insists is a chocolatine.

Marseille and Provence

à la one again

“in the 'one again' manner”

in a rushed, slapdash way

Used for anything thrown together fast and a bit carelessly, whether it's a haircut, a meal or a DIY job.

AlsaceLorraine

aller au schlof

“to go to schlof (a Germanic dialect word)”

to go to bed for the night

A cosy, everyday way of announcing it's bedtime, heard around the eastern regions bordering Germany.

Northern FranceBelgiumSwitzerland

arranger les bidons

“to arrange the cans”

to sort out a dispute, acting as go-between

Used in Belgium, Switzerland and just over the French border to the north, this is what a mediator does: step between two sides who won't speak to each other and quietly patch things up. It carries a slightly makeshift, improvised feel, more a bit of string and tape than a formal settlement, which fits a word, bidon, that elsewhere in French slang means fake or cobbled together.

Marseille

arriver comme Belsunce

“to arrive like Belsunce (a Marseille statue)”

to turn up somewhere without bringing anything

Said of someone who turns up at a party or gathering with nothing to offer, hands as empty as the statue's.

AlsaceBelgium

a bus shelter

Abribus is the word everywhere else. In Belgium, and in Alsace too, the same word already used for a small newspaper kiosk covers the bus shelter as well.

MoselleBelgiumSwitzerlandCanada

avoir de l’eau dans la cave

“to have water in the cellar”

to be wearing trousers that are too short

Said of someone whose trousers ride up short enough to show their socks, as though they had hitched them up to keep dry from a flood down in the basement. Belgians mostly say dans les caves and the Swiss à la cave; this singular form is the one heard in Moselle and Canada.

Provence

avoir des oursins dans la poche

“to have sea urchins in one's pocket”

to be stingy

This expression describes someone who is reluctant to spend money. The imagery is that someone with sea urchins in their pocket would avoid reaching in to withdraw money due to the prickly spines.

FranceBelgium

avoir le melon

“to have the melon”

to be insufferably full of yourself

Describes someone whose head has swollen with pride, usually after a bit of success has gone to it.

France

avoir les chevilles qui enflent

“to have swelling ankles”

to become full of oneself after a small success

For someone who's let one small win go straight to their head, acting far more important than the moment really calls for.

Franche-Comté and SavoieSwitzerland

avoir meilleur temps de

“to have better time to”

to be better off doing something

Used to say someone would be wiser to choose one course of action over another.

Corsica

bandit d’honneur

“bandit of honour”

an outlaw in hiding after avenging his family

A specifically Corsican figure, an outlaw whose crime came from defending family honour rather than greed.

Lyon

c'est l'hôpital qui se moque de la charité

“it's the hospital mocking the charity (poorhouse)”

telling someone off for a fault you have too

Used when the person pointing out a fault is guilty of the very same thing. The English equivalent is the pot calling the kettle black.

Nord-Pas-de-Calais, PicardieBelgium

a made-up story, told for fun

Standard French would call it une blague. Belgium and the far north of France have a word of their own for the harmless fib, usually heard in the plural.

northern FranceBelgium

chicory, the pale forced salad vegetable

France calls it an endive. In Belgium and the north of France it is a chicon, and chicons au gratin, rolled in ham under a cheese sauce, turn up on a lot of winter tables.

northern and eastern France, NormandyBelgium

a door handle

Most of France reaches for the poignée de porte, or the bec-de-cane. Belgians, and plenty of people in the north and east of France, reach for the clenche.

Franche-ComtéSwitzerland

comme que comme

“as that as”

no matter what happens, regardless of the situation

Heard along the Swiss and Franche-Comté side of the Jura, this is the local way of shrugging off obstacles: whatever gets in the way, the thing still has to happen. Someone might use it about a broken-down car, a stubborn client or a difficult in-law.

northern FranceBelgium

a sweet bake, the catch-all name for pastries

France has no single word to match it. A couque au chocolat is a pain au chocolat and a couque de Dinant is a hard honey biscuit, so viennoiserie is the nearest French catch-all, and even that leaves out the biscuit.

Hauts-de-France, Grand Est, OccitanieBelgiumSwitzerlandCanadaCongo-KinshasaHaiti

to have your midday meal

In standard French you déjeuner at midday and dîner in the evening. Belgium, Switzerland, Canada and parts of France keep dîner for the midday meal, which is the older sense.

Lorraine, northern FranceBelgium

a little money given to a child as a present

France calls it argent de poche, though a dringuelle is less a weekly allowance than the money that turns up in a birthday card. In Belgium it can also mean a tip.

Lyon

être dans les brouillards du Rhône

“to be in the fogs of the Rhône (river)”

to not have been born yet

A very Lyonnais way of saying someone's too young to remember something, as if they were still lost in the river mist before they existed.

SavoieSwitzerland

être déçu en bien

“to be disappointed for the better”

to be pleasantly surprised

Flips the usual gloom of 'disappointed' on its head: you expected worse and got something better instead.

Provence

être fada

“to be fairy-touched (Provençal word)”

to be crazy

This expression describes someone who is crazy, foolish, or simple-minded. It can be used literally or affectionately. In Marseille, football fans are called 'fadas' and Le Corbusier's Cité radieuse is nicknamed 'la maison du fada'.

LorraineSwitzerland

faire la pote

“to make the pote (a Swiss word for lip)”

to sulk, pulling a sullen face

Said of a child, or an adult who ought to know better, refusing to speak and jutting out the bottom lip after being told no. Common currency in French-speaking Switzerland and across the border in Lorraine. It looks like it should be about friendship, since pote is mate in ordinary French slang, but a completely different and older word sits underneath.

Marseille

faire le mia

“to act the mia (Marseille slang word)”

to strut about showing off

Marseille slang for putting on airs and strutting about to impress people, especially in front of the opposite sex.

northern France, SavoieQuebecSwitzerlandBelgium

il fait cru

“it is raw out”

it is cold and damp out

Standard French spells it out as il fait froid et humide. Quebec, Switzerland, Belgium, the north of France and Savoie say the weather is cru, raw.

northern FranceBelgium

il tombe une de ces draches

“it's falling one of those draches (comes from a Flemish word)”

it's pouring rain

This expression describes heavy rainfall or a downpour. 'Drache' is a typical Belgian word that has been added to major French dictionaries like Larousse and Robert.

LorraineBelgium

a ruler

Elsewhere a latte is a lath, a thin strip of wood. In Belgium and Lorraine it is also the ruler in your pencil case, what France calls a règle.

Lyon

ne pas voir l’eau dans le Rhône

“to not see the water in the Rhône”

to be a bit simple-minded

A Lyonnais put-down for someone who's a bit slow on the uptake or hopelessly naive.

NormandyQuebec

p'têt ben qu'oui, p'têt ben qu'non

“maybe well that yes, maybe well that no (Norman dialect contraction)”

a noncommittal way of avoiding a straight answer

The classic Norman non-answer, hedging your bets rather than committing either way. It plays into the regional stereotype of Normans as famously cagey.

Marseille

partir à dache

“to leave for dache (slang from 'diable', devil)”

to head off to a remote place

Marseille slang for heading off somewhere remote or godforsaken. It also gets used when a conversation goes off the rails and stops making sense.

Marseille

partir en biberine

“to leave in biberine (a Marseille sweet)”

to fall apart completely

Marseille slang for a situation, or a person, coming completely undone.

Corsica

prendre le maquis

“to take to the maquis (scrubland)”

to go into hiding to escape the authorities

Going into hiding, out of reach of the authorities. It took on its most famous sense in WWII, when taking to the maquis meant joining the Resistance.

LorraineBelgium

a dustpan

The French call it a pelle à balai, a broom shovel. In Belgium and Lorraine you sweep the crumbs into a ramassette.

FranceBelgiumSwitzerland

rond comme une queue de pelle

“round as a shovel's tail”

to be completely drunk

One of many French ways of saying someone's had far too much to drink, this one riffs on the rounded end of a garden shovel's handle.

Nord-Pas-de-Calais, PicardieBelgium

s’il vous plaît

“if it pleases you”

here you are, said when handing something over

Standard French keeps s’il vous plaît for please. In Belgium, Nord-Pas-de-Calais and Picardy it is also what you say as you hand something over, where France would say voilà or tenez.

France

se mettre la rate au court-bouillon

“to put one's spleen in the court-bouillon (a poaching stock for fish)”

to work oneself up over nothing

The spleen is not an organ anyone has strong feelings about, which is what makes poaching it in a fish stock such a good picture of fretting over nothing. French does this a lot, taking it out on the blood in 'se faire du mauvais sang' and on the bile in 'se faire de la bile'.

Lyon

se moucher à la parisienne

“to blow one's nose the Parisian way”

to blow your nose with your fingers

A cheeky Lyonnais dig at Parisians. Despite the name, it describes the rather unrefined trick of using your fingers when there's no handkerchief handy.

Occitanie, Rhône-AlpesBelgiumCanadaSwitzerland

the evening meal

In France the evening meal is le dîner. Where dîner still means lunch, in Belgium, Switzerland, Canada and parts of southern France, the evening meal is le souper.

Alsace, LorraineBelgiumSwitzerland

a zip fastener

In France a zip is a fermeture éclair. In Belgium, Switzerland, Alsace and Lorraine it is a tirette, and a stuck one is just as annoying.

FranceBelgiumSwitzerland

torchon, chiffon, carpette

“dishcloth, rag, small carpet”

to have had far too much to drink

A line from a comedy sketch that caught on as slang for being thoroughly drunk.