Haiti

si la mer bouillait, il y aurait bien des poissons de cuits

“if the sea boiled, there would be plenty of fish cooked”

Meaning

said to dismiss idle speculation about what might happen

Elsewhere

avec des si…

Explanation

Standard French says avec des si, on mettrait Paris en bouteille. Haiti boils the sea instead, and the fish come out cooked.

Example

Il dit qu’il va devenir riche du jour au lendemain ; si la mer bouillait, il y aurait bien des poissons de cuits !

He says he's going to get rich overnight; if the sea boiled, there'd be plenty of fish already cooked!

Origin

Origin uncertain.

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